Look. The last time someone new learned about my immortality, it was an old friend of my fiancee's who then tried to feed me to a Siren. Everything's weird and I am indeed the least weird.
[ welcome to Confessions of Dorian Gray, enjoy the bonkers. ]
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Everything's weird and I am indeed the least weird.
[ welcome to Confessions of Dorian Gray, enjoy the bonkers. ]
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[ Says the boy whose magic brother pulled him out of a dream when he was a baby. ]
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[ it's boooooonkers ]